The List

If you are a woman who has ever had sex you have a list.

We all have one. Maybe yours is just in your head, or scribbled on a piece of paper stuffed into a certain book. Mine was written in a hardbound blue flowered journal from my junior year of high school. Later, due to it's length, it was re-transcribed into a brown hardbound journal, with a picture of Sacajawea on it. Because you know, Sacajawea was also a Transcontinental Whore.

If you have ever had sex with a woman, you are on a list. Don't worry. Most likely it is not your name. Perhaps you are on there as Chuck the Toxic Avenger, Five Minute Frank, or The Mistake. You may simply be a date or a time. But you are there.

This is my list. I have been obsessed with my list for years. I have studied it intensely and tried to fill in blanks. To do this I used a stack of 20 years worth of journals, the brain of one high school best friend, and copious amounts of photos. Every week I will give you a new entry. Don't worry, the list is long. And hopefully, you will share your lists with me. Scanned. Written. Scribbled. Any of it. I want it.